A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there’s an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.

The man says, « Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”

The guy replies, « Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”

The man says back, « That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come with you?”

The guy says, « No. They’re all at the funeral. »