Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim.

…after taking some time to size Jim up and decide that he can trust him, Carl tells Jim about his plan to escape.

« You see,  » Carl says « for the first 5 years I was inside, I trained my digestive system to follow my command. Now I can eat something and it comes out broken down into it’s components. » Jim is skeptical, but intrigued.

Carl continues: « For the last five years, I’ve been swallowing pieces off my uniform. It’s perfect, because the guards just think it’s rats chewing on it. »

So Jim asks, « Well, what does that have to do with me? How can I help? »

Carl says « Well, the pieces of fabric come out as individual fibers. I figure by this time next year, we’ll have enough to fashion enough rope to get over the wall. I just need you to tie the fibers. »

Jim, disgusted, says « You have got to be kidding me! »

And Carl says « I shit. You knot. »

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